You may be able to rip up the slopes on fresh pow, but can you talk like the pros? Here is some of the terminology you should know so people don't think you're a newbe.
1. Ya Smell Me?: Do you understand?
2. Pantbinder: Extreme risk taker
3. SPORE: Stupid person on rental equipment
4. Milagro: Really cool
5. Beige: Really uncool
6. Arctic Cougar: An older female who likes young snowboarders
7. Straight Air: The very best snowboarding
8. Bunny Hill: Where beginners learn to snowboard
9. Tognar: Totally gnarly
10. Jellybeaning: Hitting a slope you're not allowed on
11. Steeze: Nice style
12. Blast a Dookie: Fall hard
13. Sick Nasty: Unbelievably awesome
14. Oscar: Someone with nice equipment who is awful at snowboarding
15. Angelo: A perfect trick
16. Backcountry: Out of resort boundaries
17. Fraggle: A collision of two snowboarders
18. Rippin' Flake: Snowboarding
19. Shralp: An aggressive ride down the hill
20. Sun Baker: Someone who's taking a break
21. Grommet: A vert young snowboarder
22. Wet Ride: Urinate off the side of the chairlift
23. Dust on Crust: Snow with ice on top
24. Crashtastic: Surviving a particularly dangerous fall
25. Bowling Pins: Slow skiers or snowboarders in the way
- S. Mehling
Ski ResortsSnow Zone
